Guide to Shouting at a PGA Tour Event

Happy Gilmore Crowd

With the Traveler's Championship in our backyard, the boys of Brofessional Golfer will be heading up to TPC River Highlands to see all the action in person. You think we're just going to sit there and politely clap when Bubba sinks a 10 foot birdie to clinch it? Absolutely not. 

Yelling right after a swing has become an artform… listen to these bros last week take care of honoring Harambe the Gorilla, who was murdered in a Cincinnati Zoo (#gorillalivesmatter) and is currently sitting in 4th place in presidential polling.

Absolute dedication right there folks. Those guys are at the top of their game. 

It's not so much heckling, but just finding time to let your opinion be heard….with that time being immediately after somebody's tee shot. The best bets are to stick with something from a famous movie, pop culture, or go with something utterly rediculous

Here's a list of surefire winning phrases you can say in person:

What are those!?

Make America Great Again!

That was easy!

Fire Goodell!

Tiger come back!

Freebird!

Behold the power of cheese!

Freedom!

Golf Lives Matter!

Fore!

Light the candle!

Butter the bread! 

Boyfriend Material!

Wazzaappp!?

Who are you?!

RIP Chubbs!

YES! YES! YES!

Boomshakalaka!

Wait…this isn't football!?

Is it the shoes?!

I'm lost!

Onions! 

For the boys!

Get in the hole! 

What is happening!?

Free Brady!

Be the one! 

For the kids! 

Holy Jesus! 

Jesus Saves! 

Damnnn Daniel

Mashed potatoes! 

Bojangles chicken! 

RIP HARAMBE!!!! 

GO TO YOUR HOME!!!!! 

Save the last dance! 

I have to poop! 

Legalize it! 

Beer! 

Are you not entertained?! 

I see dead people! 

Just give up already! 

Ouch! 

Spaghetti and Meatballs! 

Get some! 

Who loves orange soda?! 

Saturdays are for the boys! 

Welcome to the jungle! 

Shottttts! 

Do you even lift bro? 

You’re on my fantasy team! 

Put it all on red

I've seen better

Back back bakkkkk gone! 

She doesn’t love you bro! 

Friendzoned!

Woah! 

Give me the glory! 

Go back to your shanties! 

Damnit people this is golf! 

We're all gonna get laid!

You take drugs, Danny?

Let's go… while we're young!

I owe you nothing!

OH, RAT FART!

Well? We're waiting!

Don't you people have homes?

Somebody's closer!

Did that go in?

Feel the Bern!

Let's play some golf! 

Who the hell is Happy Gilmore?

It's all in the hips!

 

Tune in to the Travelers Championship this weekend. Who knows? You may even hear a couple of these classic shouts from the BG staff. (You definitely will)

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