Flashback Friday: 4th of July Edition

This is undoubtedly the best weekend of the year. Get out your jorts. Crack open more than a few colds ones. Wake up on your front lawn. Take Monday off.. Cause it's Independence Day motherfucker.

Even Hulk Hogan's old racist ass can't help but rock out this weekend. (How easy was it to become a professional wrestler in the 70s-90s? Just had to be affiliated to America. Hogan, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes, Kurt Angle)

 

Song of the Weekend: America Fuck Yeah

Best song ever created? You're damn right.

 

Drink of the Weekend: America, duh

Since Budweiser decided to change its name to America, they must have been producing a record level of inventory waiting for this weekend. Brillant marketing on their part. I'd recommend getting you're hands on these bad boys a few days in advance. Don't want to be the guy drinking Corona Ultra or Labatt Blue you fucking terrorist. You think George Washington gave the Brits the middle finger so you could drink that shit on July 4th?

 

Clothing Item of the Weekend: Jorts

Listen, jorts aren't for everyone. You need to have really pale, gross legs to pull off the look. If you're squatting everyday at the gym, jorts aren't for you. Dad bods only. 

 

Movie of the Weekend: Top Gun

Maybe July 3rd you want to watch a flick that'll make you want to go America over everyone's ass. Yeah you could watch Independence Day for the 1000th time (wouldn't be mad if you did), but how about a change of pace? Listen I could've went with a plethoa of movies (and I'll sneak them in right here)- The Patriot, Team America, We Were Soliders, Blackhawk Down, Fury, Beerfest. I went with Top Gun. Why? So I can post the volleyball scene

 

TV Episode of the Weekend: Always Sunny- Charlie Goes America All Over Everyone's Ass

Jean jacket/American flag bandana ain't a bad look either. Would be a diabolical combo with the jorts.

 

Entrance of the Weekend: Kenny Powers

This may be the most patriotic way to walk into that barbeque this weekend. It's ok if you're the quiet type. This is about America, not you. In the words of Kenny Powers, "Sure I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism."

 

…Did anyone know the White House had this sweet little green? Nice touch.

 

I guess we didn't flashback to anything or relate it to golf… Oh well. 

For all the Troops out there, thank you. We'll drink a little harder this weekend for you.

 

ICYMI Last Week's Flashback Friday: Golf tantrums over the years

More from Brofessional Golfer's America Week: 

Golf: The All-American Game

Guide to Repping America this 4th of July

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