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Tiger Woods Return

The Return of Tiger Woods

As you may or may not know, Brofessional Golfer has been mouse-like quiet throughout November. We’ve suspended the majority of our...

Golfsmith - Dick's Sporting Goods

Dick’s Sporting Goods Now Owns Golfsmith

We all know Golfsmith recently waived the white flag and declared bankruptcy in hopes to find a buyer. Well today,...

2016 CIMB Classic

Weekly Tournament Preview: CIMB Classic

Brofessional Golfer’s Weekly Preview: CIMB Classic October 19th/20th-23rd TPC Kuala Lumpur (West Course) Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Yardage: 7,005 Par: 72...

Tiger Woods Bug Eyed

The Anti-Tiger Woods Post

This was originally going to be a post celebrating the best of Tiger Woods to get the people going for...

Tiger Woods Withdraws

Tiger Woods Withdraws From The Safeway Open And I’ve Lost Faith In Humanity

    …..And Tiger Woods has officially withdrawn from the Safeway Open #wtf #tigerwoods #noyolo #tiger #safewayopen #buzzkill #blueballs #sucks...

John Daly 30 for 30 ESPN Trailer

The John Daly 30 for 30 Trailer Looks Incredible

The long awaited John Daly 30 for 30 debuts on ESPN on November 1st and it's gonna be epic: Get your...

Ryder Cup Team USA Win

2018 Ryder Cup Wish List

The 2016 Ryder Cup is officially over. It was arguably one of the best Ryder Cups in recent memory especially...

Pete Willett

Danny Willett’s Brother Said What About Americans?

Please, my fellow Americans, read the following excerpt from a Ryder Cup "preview" written by Pete Willett (Danny's brother) via National...

Ryder Cup Power Rankings

2016 Ryder Cup Power Rankings

Bros, brace yourselves..it's Ryder Cup week! The United States goes mano y mano with Europe. I can sit back right...

Arnold Palmer R.I.P.

R.I.P. Arnold Palmer: Commemorative Post

R.I.P. Arnold Palmer We make a lot of jokes here at Brofessional Golfer, but one thing we can't joke around...

Harambe

Smylie Kaufman Is A Huge Harambe Supporter And We Love It

Does anyone love Harambe more than Smylie Kaufman? Smylie has clearly already establised himself as an icon in bro culture...

Jordan Spieth TOUR Championship

Best of East Lake and the TOUR Championship

It's only Tuesday, but the Brofessional Golfer staff is already antsy for the TOUR Championship beginning on Thursday and the compelling...

Rickie Fowler Bought A Modest Home in Florida

By modest I mean fucking outrageous: Just a casual par 4 in the backyard. Or is that the front yard?...

Family Guy and Golf

Best of Family Guy Golfing

If you have any appreciation for comedy, you're probably in agreement that Family Guy is one of the best programs...

Classic One Liners Opening Driver

Classic One Liners After Your Opening Drive

  In golf, some people say that you can tell exactly how you're gonna play from the first drive of...

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